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princess-amz:


"how does one hold things" 

funniest/stupidest infomercials ever 

(via pizza)

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

(via minishcap)

Today I went bouldering and ended up beginning to build a new hot spring on the river. What did y’all niggas do for earth day?

nosdrinker:

danny devito is sexier than tom hiddleston

(via nihilistic-void)

frenums:

what the fuck

frenums:

what the fuck

(via nihilistic-void)

nihilistic-void:

electronicforest:

punypalhoncho:

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB

Splendid.

I…

When thirsty hoes be asking for my nudes I send them the first pic in that set

I really hope that photoset is what makes me famous

im so sorry

niskababe:

niskababe:

yes hello 911 my hockey team is making me want to do mass murder.

YES HELLO 911 MY HOCKEY TEAM REMEMBERED HOW TO HOCKEY COME QUICK

(via nintendo-666)

third-eyes:

spiritualevolution1111:

"Psychedelic experience is only a glimpse of genuine mystical insight, but a glimpse which can be matured and deepened by the various ways of meditation in which drugs are no longer necessary or useful. If you get the message, hang up the phone. For psychedelic drugs are simply instruments, like microscopes, telescopes, and telephones. The biologist does not sit with eye permanently glued to the microscope, he goes away and works on what he has seen."
~ Alan Watts
Artwork: SamVerdegaal


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third-eyes:

spiritualevolution1111:

"Psychedelic experience is only a glimpse of genuine mystical insight, but a glimpse which can be matured and deepened by the various ways of meditation in which drugs are no longer necessary or useful. If you get the message, hang up the phone. For psychedelic drugs are simply instruments, like microscopes, telescopes, and telephones. The biologist does not sit with eye permanently glued to the microscope, he goes away and works on what he has seen."

~ Alan Watts

Artwork: SamVerdegaal

(Source: facebook.com, via spaceshipsokrates)

kimyookwon:

[drug dealer voice] hey kid….u want some…..oh fUCk *1000 pictures of steve buscemi fall out of jacket*

(via nihilistic-void)

madstraight:

happy birthday weed